Mr Right...

First of all I’m more than happy being single. I get to starfish the hell out of my bed, I get to eat the entire Dominoes to myself and I never have to worry about him snoring and keeping me awake all night.

I just can’t help but think we go through life searching for that one person whom we want to have a relationship with. I mean we all go through so much to just be with someone. My friends always tell me, if I stop looking you’ll find him. That’s all well and good, but if I stop searching for him, I’m going to become an even fatter version of myself, whose biggest highlight of the week is having a greasy kebab with a beer. If I’m being honest that’s not what I want.

I’ve been on my fair share of dates with guys and no matter how much I try, they have all had the same outcome, me back on Grindr going through all the crap. I mean that’s where I’m possibly going wrong. Is it me? Is it them? I just don't know anymore. These dating apps don’t help things. Any guy that wants a relationship is already in one and the others just want a cock up there ass or want their cock up your ass.

It was all good when I was in university to have a bit of fun, and after a while that kind of lifestyle became boring and empty. I always keep thinking to myself when will I meet a guy who accepts me for me. Is Mr Right out there?

My honest answer. I don’t have a clue. I like to think that there is someone perfect out there who you can have a real relationship that goes somewhere and where you can make memories. And I know, you are reading this thinking grow a pair. But everyone looks for that certain someone to be with.

Before you get to finding Mr Right it is important to love yourself, be happy with yourself, and enjoy being single, cherish it. Because in a week, or a lifetime, of being alone, you may only get one moment. One moment when you’re not tied up in a relationship with anyone. One moment when you stand on your own. Really, truly single. And then…. It’s gone.

I just like to think that everything happens for reason and it isn't my time yet to be with someone. So if you are in the same boat as me, thinking where is my perfect boyfriend. Don't worry go and enjoy yourself because before you know it, he'll be keeping you up all night with his snoring and you'll be sleeping in the spare bedroom